Spork, 50
currently offline
A Sherton, TX, USA
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How many you got?
How many you got? septum, ears, one nipple.
About Me
Gender
Female
Orientation
Bisexual
Height
5'09"
Weight
220 lbs
Body Type
pleasantly plump, fat and proud, a few extra pounds
Movies
horror, bollywood, indie, steamy, sci-fi, comedy
Orientation
pansexual, bisexual
Eye Color
green, hazel
Hair Color
black, depends on the day of the week
Ethnicity
Other, Caucasian
Relationship
single - never married
Have Kids
no - maybe with the right person
Education Level
some college
Profession
Artistic / Musical, Entertainment / Media, Executive / Management, Food Service
Do you smoke?
no - open to dating smokers though
I currently live
in a van down by the river, on a pirate ship, alone, with roommate(s)
Socially, I am
flirt, class clown, side kick, the life of the party, social butterfly, comic relief, better in small groups
Political Views
independent, socialist, not interested in politics
Food Related
Indian, Japanese, Chinese, Raw Food, Spicy, Sushi, Gluten-free Diet, Thai, Organic, Vegan, Vegetarian, Carnivore, Omnivore
Personality
punk, geek, extrovert, liberal, type a, coffeeholic, nerd, redneck, flirt
Individuality
psychic, tattoos, piercings, circus clown
Religious Views
Agnostic, Not Religious, Buddhist
I'm looking for
the yin to my yang, romance, something interesting, conversation, travel companion, fun, dating, penpal, friends only, relationship
My Sign
pisces : feb. 19-march 20
Pets
Cats, Tribbles
Gender
Female, Not Sure
Music
Motown, Techno, Indie, House, Hip Hop, Punk
Hair Style
undetectable toupee, cornrows
Fitness & Sports
skateboarding, dancing, walking, cycling
Health Related
meditation
Looking for
Hobbies & Interests
comic books, computers, cooking & recipes, dancing, fleamarkets, internet, killing zombies, movies, music, painting, reading, travel, video games, writing
Their Body Type
average, disabled, fat and proud, fit, large, overweight, pleasantly plump, skinny, slender, slim, thick, voluptuous, a few extra pounds, athletic
Movies
bollywood, comedy, horror, indie, sci-fi
Orientation
asexual, bisexual, celibate, gay, lesbian, straight, transgender-ftm, transgender-mtf
Eye Color
glass
Relationship
divorced, off the market, just here for friends, open relationship, single, single - never married
Have Kids
no - maybe with the right person
Do they smoke?
no - open to dating smokers though, only when I drink, socially
Do they drink?
no, only blood, socially
They currently live
alone, in a van down by the river, on a pirate ship, with roommate(s)
Socially, they are
better in small groups, comic relief, shy at first, but warm up quickly, side kick, social butterfly, the life of the party
Political Views
liberal
Food Related
Indian, Spicy
Personality
clown, coffeeholic, extrovert, flirt, fun loving, geek, intellectual, introvert, liberal, loner, nerd, pirate, professional, punk, redneck, romantic, thrifty, total slacker, tree hugger, white trash
Individuality
beard, circus clown, cougar lover, piercings, pirate at heart, stache, tattoos
They are looking for
conversation, dating, friends - with benefits, friends only, relationship, the yin to my yang, travel companion
Pets
Cat, Dog, Ferret, Fish, Guinea Pig, Monkey, Rabbit, Rat
Gender
Female, Male, Not Sure, Transgender
Hair Style
curly, mohawk, mullet, rattail, shaved head, undetectable toupee
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My Groups(4)
Pierced Ears
1204 membersA group for those looking to get their ears pierced. This is one of the most popular types of piercings, and it is a great way to add a unique and stylish look to your ears.
Pierced Septum
344 membersA group for those seeking a septum piercing. This piercing is located just below the nose, and it is a great way to add a unique and edgy look to your face.
Rook
69 membersA group for those looking to get a rook piercing. This piercing is located in the inner cartilage fold of the ear, and it is a great way to add a unique and stylish look to your ears.
Tragus
194 membersA group for those seeking a tragus piercing. This piercing is located on the inner side of the ear just below the helix, and it is a great way to add a unique and stylish look to your ears.
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